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realhankmccoy: wrestlingisbest: 141 Mizzou Tiger, Taylor Ronan I saw this singlet at the mall and got it for a laugh, like what sort of dumb jock would want to dress like that and fuck up his grades? I put it on though and flex just for a joke, but
wifeswickedlust: Oh, Hi hon. I’m just checking out this classic Chevy truck I was thinking of buying you for our anniversary present. It’s so hot in this garage I thought I would just strip down and be comfortable. Why no. The mechanic’s
erwonmyheart: Can we talk about this scene for a minute because he´s saying such things right after he slept with Beast, and this fact is making this joke really ironic and wicked. Just how funny you think you are you damn demon trashwhy do I even love
koalasrdelicious: ok this really started as something serious.. then me and wahrsager started talking and it just turned into a big joke. I-I’m really sorry for this. i rushed through it pretty fast. NOT FUCKING SORRY THIS IS GLORIOUS OMFG
Dojo Dolan Fighters Had this on the backburner for a couple months and just kept adding to it overtime till it became a little strip. If im gonna do something with best girl up agaisnt gigantic odds, id do something fresh. AnywhoRemember that one episode
lelymypiilo: senoritacumberbatch: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking
Armin is this really spoiled rich-ass conyo kid from the south and Eren is a punk ass siga from Manila and they’re best friends and they both study in La Salle and they hate Jean bec he’s this transfer student from Ateneo who just loves pickin
thrilledbytease: “I KNOW you expected me to make you cum REALLY hard after all this edging, but since you can’t talk, if you’d rather have a ruined orgasm, just nod your cock up and down for me!” It was her FAVORITE joke/torment, and
offpreteendreams: This is another fantasy of mine; a road trip alone with Dad. We would joke, flirt, and tease the entire trip until we stopped at a motel for the night. He would make a move and just force me. Strip me. Kiss me. Take me.I feel bad after
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it
the-absolute-funniest-posts: boomsilencio: captainofthessjohnlock: h0odrich: clip from the brand new oreo commercial so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good
Look guys, I’m all for female empowerment and gender equality, but as a wise, fictional character once said: “This isn’t freedom. This is fear.” -Captain America
Conversations with Garnet right after she re-fuses are all the same(insp.)
jeranism: Just found this song and it is pretty damn good. I know nothing about the group at all… for all I know they made this song as a joke. In fact, if I had to make a guess… I’d say they probably did make it as a joke. Oh well, even if that
i…. might be off tumblr for a minute
firepowerwalkwithme: no-phage: banderboucher: paulftompkins: “Why Political Correctness Makes for Better Jokes” I keep thinking about this. I’m just so refreshed and so relieved to hear this from my favourite comedian. He’s absolutely right
megazarak: I really just saw this skeleton… Wanted to make a lame joke for my friends… And then this. (Also my laugh is terrible)
jarulest: women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women* woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet* men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech
chillguydraws: atomictikisnaughtybits: official-shitlord: she really puts the BUS in Busty CARLOS! I reblogged JUST for this joke and the boobies~ < |D’‘‘
fozmeadows: mre407: I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh.. I fixed it.
maybe-eevee: IT’S UPPPPP !! A small game made for a small pokemon community ~ It’s really short, like 10 levels short, you can run through the whole thing in under 10 minutes. And there’re a few quips and jokes thrown in just like this blog :3
I’m pretty sure I’m going to drop out of therapy. I would really like some advice about it. I can’t rationalize paying for it anymore and I just fell terrible thinking about my last session. But at the same time, I feel like the biggest
the new apartment is in a complex that’s not just a scummy new brunswick scumlord and they keep needing proof that I can pay for this apartment but hah hah hah the joke’s on all of us, because I’ve already had to dip into my savings
agenderreid: Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me This is not a joke please nurture me I promise I’ll be good.
marufujishou: Onoda and Makishima’s relationship is one of my favourite things ever. I’m so glad this ova exists.
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
samandriel: p0kemina: THIS. ONLY. JUST. HIT ME. I understood this joke only about 2 years ago and sat on the floor laughing for about 20 minutes straight
doctorwho: “Four things and a lizard.” Doctor Who Series 3: Blink
raveneesimo: Here’s an extended part of one of the scenes I did for “Joking Victim” with Steven and Sadie taking orders at the counter. Just a short extra character interaction that unfortunately got trimmed out for time. It was fun doing it anyway
How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.
artemispanthar:Everyone made fun of me for wearing socks with sandals but guess who was the only one who didn’t get blisters on their feet This post is CANCELLED because I did get blisters! The socks have betrayed me! I’m fed up with this
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
kintatsujo: naamahdarling: skyfiery: floranna2: appropriately-inappropriate: antilla-dean: I spend a fair amount of time teaching women to kick men in the balls, and I’ve learned that this activity tends to generate controversy. Here, according
simplydalektable: nevillegonnagiveuup: justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life
blushingbixbite: I streamed while working on this yesterday. It’s not done, but I’m very excited to finish it. x) Also the “I WANNA DO A GOOD JOB!!!” thing was a joke between me and @nocommentranger but decided to leave it in just for her. (for
I feel like I have this underlying desire to feel clever and intelligent. The idea of debates and having my wit tested, are appealing. On the other hand I am full of self doubt and I’m not sure I really have the mind for those sorts of things.
kaiju-vibin: I have no explanation for this. I was walking home in the rain and this comic just appeared to me like some goddamn fever dream and wouldn’t stop haunting me until I drew it. If this is already a joke in something and I forgot I’m sorry.
thebeautyofmoonlight: dudeufugly: do you think someone, as a joke, just constantly gives him lemon juice and Benedict, being the professional that he is, tries to act his way through it every single time, failing miserably? Every single time.
sassking-trevor: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. #i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and
lem0uro: …im sorry. …….im not, actually (altho i AM sorry if someone did this already i dont know akdsfahakfh and sorry for old joke that is old akdfjhaf ill just go die in a corner now bye)
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: Shipping Those Two Characters Was Not My Intention: a tale of regret and acceptance
big-bootyakasha: I had my boyfriend for secret santa this year and he was joking when he asked for a portrait of Vladimir Putin made entirely out of swedish fish but i don’t fuck around when it comes to christmas
eminalcrossing:y’all please do not go see 50 shades of grey this weekendtell your family and friends: don’t go see it as a joke, don’t go see it for the cringe-factor, do not give a single cent to this disgusting abusive mess
the-band-of-bloggers:ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts If I saw this I’d probably pretend that I could see the person and have a whole bunch of other people in on the joke to point and laugh just to mess
My father just told a mother that she needs to be a better parent because her daughter (who isn’t even two) took her keys and put them in her diaper “like a stripper” Yup. This is the man that raised me. Sexualizing toddlers for fun.
diggingon: megazarak: I really just saw this skeleton… Wanted to make a lame joke for my friends… And then this. (Also my laugh is terrible) LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Tada, this morning I remembered my focusing meth. Heres a joke for the morning whats the difference between osb and mulch?? They treat mulch to prevent rot xD lets unmulch a floor, it mightve been osb at one point in its life! But it sure ain’t
Can I just say real quick that jokes about serious topics aren’t always bad. It’s not uncommon for me to joke about things like death and anorexia because I’ve experienced it personally and it makes me feel a little better that I’m
captinspock: I WAITED FOR SO FUCKING LONG FOR THIS TO LOAD AND ITS BEEN TEN MINUTES AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE IM SO ANGRY
tysonhesse: I just realized I never put this online anywhere. This is a little Knuckles comic I did for a zine that some friends of mine put together for SPX last year. It’s nothing like the last Sonic comics I did. Fewer jokes, and just generally
krill-joy: kaiju-vibin: I have no explanation for this. I was walking home in the rain and this comic just appeared to me like some goddamn fever dream and wouldn’t stop haunting me until I drew it. If this is already a joke in something and I forgot
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tohypnofu::Just leaving this for all the fuckboy hypnotists on here that try to trance and trigger people without thier consent. Y’all are a joke 🤡🤡🤡This is awesome and should be passed around
sips waterthis class is a hot mess and i cannot deal